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Drinking Game Instructions
Asshole
Asshole
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Game Type: Drinking Card Games

Number of Players: 4 or more

Objective: Try to avoid being the "Asshole".

Supplies: Deck of cards and alcohol of choice.

Directions: To establish the "Presidential Order", someone needs to deal all the cards to every player. Player1 then starts the game by can laying down any card/cards with the same face value.

Card values (lowest to highest): 3, 4 (social), 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace, 2 (clearing card).

Player2 (to the left of player1) must lay down a card of equal or greater value. They must also use the same amount of cards as player1 did (e.g., single on single, doubles on doubles, etc). If doubles are laid down (two cards of the same value) then the next player would have to lay down two of something equal or greater.

If the player lays down the same value card as the previous player then the next player is skipped and must drink. If a player can't play their cards then they must skip and take a drink. All players must drink if a 4 is played.

The cards are cleared if a 2 is played or if no one can beat the last card. When the cards are cleared the player who played the high card(s) can start with any card of their choosing.

Play continues until all cards have been played. Whoever goes out first becomes the new "President" for the next game, the second person becomes the "Vice-President", and so on (ranking system: President, Vice-President, Treasurer, Senators, Vice Asshole, Asshole).

The "Asshole" (last person out) must always deal and clear the cards. The "Asshole" must give their two best cards in their hand to the "President". The "President" gives the two worst cards in their hand to the "Asshole". The "Vice Asshole" (next to the last person out) must give their best card to the "Vice President" and the "Vice President" gives them their worst card. Anyone who ranks higher than you can make you drink at any point!

If the President remains in office for 3 terms (games) they can create a rule of their choosing.
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